“Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine, according to his power that is at work within us, to him be glory in the church and in Christ Jesus throughout all generations, for ever and ever! Amen.” (Ephesians 3:20-21)  listen to chapter  (Read by Max McLean. Provided by The Listener's Audio Bible.)

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Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Top Ten Reasons We Know Santa Clause Is Evil




Top Ten Reasons We Know Santa Clause Is Evil
10. Uses Midgets as slave labor
9. Takes credit for all the gifts that parents really give
8. Was adapted from a pagan God called Joulupukki
7. He discriminates against Jewish and Muslim children
6. Ran over some goof ball singers grandma
5. Sees you when you are sleeping
4. Breaks into children’s houses at night
3. Greedily licensed his image out to thousands of commercials
2. Santa has the same letters as Satan
1. Causes Children to forget who the first six letters in Christmas are for