Top Ten Reasons We Know Santa Clause Is Evil

Top Ten Reasons We Know Santa Clause Is Evil
10. Uses Midgets as slave labor
9. Takes credit for all the gifts that parents really give
8. Was adapted from a pagan God called Joulupukki
7. He discriminates against Jewish and Muslim children
6. Ran over some goof ball singers grandma
5. Sees you when you are sleeping
4. Breaks into children’s houses at night
3. Greedily licensed his image out to thousands of commercials
2. Santa has the same letters as Satan
1. Causes Children to forget who the first six letters in Christmas are for